Privacy policy
Last updated 22 September 2026. This is template wording, not legal advice — have it reviewed against the laws that apply to you before publishing.
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What we collect
| Data | Why | Kept for |
|---|---|---|
| Newsletter signup | No signup form is displayed on this site | Not collected through the public pages |
| Contact-form contents | To answer your message | 24 months |
| Aggregate analytics | To see which pages are read and where they break | 14 months |
| Affiliate click identifier | To attribute a commission to this site | Set by the retailer’s network |
| Theme preference | To remember light or dark mode | Stored in your browser only |
What we do not do
- We do not sell personal data.
- We do not build advertising profiles or run behavioural retargeting.
- We do not ask for a date of birth, a phone number or a postal address to read the site.
Legal bases
Where the GDPR or a comparable regime applies, we rely on consent for marketing email and non-essential cookies, and on legitimate interests for aggregate analytics and for answering correspondence you initiate.
Cookies
Theme and cookie preferences are saved in your browser. Product links may pass through external advertising networks with their own data practices. Manage the preferences this template stores on the cookie preferences page.
Processors we use
Replace this list with your own: an email service provider, an analytics provider, a CDN or host, and one or more affiliate networks. Name each one, say where it processes data, and link to its own policy.
Your rights
- Ask for a copy of the personal data we hold about you.
- Ask us to correct it, or to delete it.
- Withdraw consent for marketing at any time — every email has a one-click unsubscribe.
- Object to processing based on legitimate interests.
- Complain to your local data protection authority.
To exercise any of these, contact us. We answer within 30 days.
Children
This site is not directed at children under 16 and we do not knowingly collect their data. If you believe a child has sent us personal data, tell us and we will delete it.
Security and changes
Data is transmitted over HTTPS and access is limited to the people who need it. No system is perfectly secure; if a breach affects you we will notify you and the relevant authority as the law requires. Material changes to this policy are announced on this page with a new date at the top.